my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Randomize
