Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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