$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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