definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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