You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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