And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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