It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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