We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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