Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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