ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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