Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i was born a porn star she said
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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