I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Terrible idea I love it
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I need a hoe opinion
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