I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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