called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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