he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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