I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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