Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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