I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize