Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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