The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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