I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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