just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I skipped work to stalk him.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Randomize
