After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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