i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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