All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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