this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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