used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
so much tequila, so little girl.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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