i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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