I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
