Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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