your room smells of hookers.
And success
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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