Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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