let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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