Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
my liver is dry heaving
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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