I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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