I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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