there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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