Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Randomize
