Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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