The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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