I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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