toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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