Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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