Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
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