Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
