So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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