It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
mondays should just be called national damage control day
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
