if i died would you start the facebook group?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
