It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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