I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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