doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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