Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
