can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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