I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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