doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i was born a porn star she said
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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