i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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