there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I think people are normalizing furries
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Randomize
